Favorite Quotes

Beast: Head’s up people!! We got ourselves a spatial
anomaly that’d make Captain Picard’s head spin!!
- Uncanny X-men # 345

Jean: I must confess, infuriating and arrogant as gambit can be.. those, eyes, that grin, that body.. it takes a girl’s breath away.
Cyke: oh really? When the next opportunity presents itself.. remind me to drop a truck on him.
Prof: Cyclops
Cyke: A big truck.
Prof: Cyclops!
Cyke: A really big truck
Prof: CYCLOPS!!
Beast: Not to worry professor. While you were away o’l fearless leader here mastered the art.. of deapan humor.
Cyke: Keep calling me that furball and I’ll show you “deadpan”.
- Uncanny X-men # 322

"To raise new questions, new possibilities, to regard old
problems from a new angle, requires creative imagination
and marks real advance in science."
- Albert Einstein

We are what we pretend to be, so we
must be careful what we pretend to be.
- Kurt Vonnegut (1922-2007 ), Mother Night

Science cannot solve the ultimate mystery of nature. And that is
because, in the last analysis, we ourselves are part of nature
and therefore part of the mystery that we are trying to solve.
- Max Planck

Look for the ridiculous in everything
and you will find it.
- Jules Renard

Quotes - Favorites

Nightcrawler: "You young gentlemen like this film? I, also.
Chewbacca's my favorite character. I have a friend who's
much shorter, but almost as hairy and I always let him win too."
- Classic X-Men 4

"The real problem is not whether
machines think but whether men do."
- B.F. Skinner

Be bold and mighty powers
will come to your aid.
- Basil King

Catwoman: I am Catwoman. Hear me roar.
- Batman Returns

Batman: Mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it.
Catwoman: A kiss can be even deadlier if you mean it.
- Batman Returns

Batman: [reading a riddle] What has yellow skin and writes?
Robin: A ball-point banana!
Batman: [reads the second riddle] What people are always in a hurry?
Robin: Rushing people... Russians!
Batman: So this means...
Robin: Someone Russian is going to slip on a banana and break their neck!
Batman: Precisely, Robin!
- Batman(1966/I)

Quotes

"Hollywood is a place where they'll pay
you a thousand dollars for a kiss and
fifty cents for your soul."
- Marilyn Monroe

There is joy in work. There is no
happiness except in the realization
that we have accomplished something.
- Henry Ford

"Winning is habit. Unfortunately, so is losing."
- Vince Lombardi

"The ear of the leader must ring
with the voices of the people."
- Woodrow Wilson

Nothing is said that has
not been said before.
- Terence

Wolvie: C’mon, McCoy deliver that psneumatic setative sometime this week!
Beast: As another sawbones named McCoy was known to have intoned... "I am a doctor.. not a miracle worker!!"
- X-men adventures # 8-9

Quotes

"I'm thirty years old, but I read at
the thirty-four-year-old level."
- Dana Carvey

Everywhere one seeks to produce meaning, to
make the world signify, to render it visible.
We are not, however, in danger of lacking
meaning; quite the contrary, we are gorged
with meaning and it is killing us.
- Jean Baudrillard

One of the characteristics of the dream is that
nothing surprises us in it. With no regret, we
agree to live in it with strangers, completely
cut off from our habits and friends.
- Jean Cocteau

The amount of eccentricity in a society has
generally been proportional to the amount of
genius, mental vigor, and moral courage it
contained. That so few now dare to be eccentric
marks the chief danger of the time.
- John Stuart Mill

Your manuscript is both good and original,
but the part that is good is not original
and the part that is original is not good.
- Samuel Johnson

Kitty Pryde: "Impossible."
Logan: "If that's what you believe, girl, then it always will be."
Kitty Pryde: "Gimme a break! You're too tall -- an' too darn ugly --
to be Yoda."
- X-Men (Kitty Pryde and Wolverine 4)

Quotaria - X-Men

Beast: Perchance there is one way to sunder this spell of sauron. An unanticipated jaunt upon milady’s back--by yours trutly--the bounding, bashful, bronco-busting Beast! Modified hand of peek-a-boo... and a sudden preciptious decent into...”
Rogue: Hey ah can’t see...can’t stay up... Get off me yuh monster.!!
Beast: the drink... voila!! cough... seems the cold splash has awakened rogue..none the worse for wetness.”
Rogue: unn...cough what happened? What am I... huk... doin in the lake??
Beast: 'sigh'... making a spectacle of Xavier’s finest I fear.
- X-men adventures # 8-9

Beast: Action stations, me hearties!! Time... to quote the vernacular... to “ROCK -N’- ROLLL!!!”
Wolvie: This isn’t the danger room furball.
Beast: All the more reason don’t you think... to maintain a humourous perspective?
- Uncanny X-men # 322

Wolvie: Get the ole man out o’ here beast! We’ll deal with the flame creature.
Beast: If anyone needs me, I’ll be... somewhere else
- Uncanny X-men # 338

Beast: Yer not gonna belive this folks... but not only is that ship moving nearly at the speed of light... it appers it’s using only partial thruster capacity!!
Gambit: You gotta be kiddin, bete! That ain’t physically possible.
Beast: Oh... like I dont know that!!!
- Uncanny X-men # 345

Gambit: "A plasma rifle 'gainst a boysenberry pie?
Can you find the crazed psychopath in this picture?"
- X-men #8

Quotes - X-Men

Pyro: "Sorry, luv. But never trust
a villian. We'll say anything."
- Uncanny X-Men #351

Rogue: "Think Star Wars, Nighty! Colossus and Wolverine got their
"fastball special?" We'll call this our "Death star Drop"!
- UXM 362

Professor Charles Xavier: [as Wolverine brings his lit cigar into
   the Cerebro chamber] Logan, my tolerance for your smoking in
   the mansion notwithstanding, continue smoking that in here and
   you'll spend the rest of your days under the belief that you're
   a six-year-old girl.
Logan/Wolverine: You'd do that?
Professor Charles Xavier: I'd have Jean braid your hair.
Logan/Wolverine: [puts out the cigar on the palm of his own hand]
- X2: X-Men United

Magneto: You homo sapiens and your guns.
- X-Men the Movie

Rogue: "So much for mah brillant career. An', Ah think, mah life."
Wolverine: "Don't talk stupid. My healing factor can save you."
Rogue: "No! You need that t' save yourself! If Ah absorb your powers,
Wolverine, you may die!"
Wolverine: "My risk. 'Sides, darlin'-- who's gonna stop me? I'm a
man who pay his debts, Rogue. You sacrificed yourself for Mariko.
It's only fair I return the compliment."
- UXM 173

Cable: If I'm bodysliding to a different planetary mass,
I have to recalibrate my instrumentation.
Wolverine: How long will that take?
Cable: If I do it myself, about twenty, twenty five minutes.
Wolverine: And if we help?
Cable: An hour and a half.
- X-Factor #86

Quotes - X-Men

"The Dark Phoenix may have been a threat to all life in
the universe...But she had great taste in costumes."
- Rachel Summers, Excalibur #65

Beast: I exhaused my supply of hope about two o'clock
this morning. All that's left is anger, frustration,
and an overwhelming desire to cram 355lbs. of blue fur
down Stryfe's throat!!!
- X-Men

Rogue: What do you have hank?
Beast: Not alot. But if my calculations are correct, this button should----
Rogue sent flying against a wall. *whoulp*
Beast:--Make things worse... whoops.
- Uncanny X-men # 322

Cecilia Reyes: Theoretical Physics and basic anatomy. I'm impressed.
Beast: You should see me play pictionary.
Cecilia: Sure, maybe after we get it ou--*gasp* You--your an animal...??
Beast: It's not 'animal' miss, it's 'Beast' which happens to know a thing or two about the dynamic application of nano-effusive devices. Animal is a muppet.
- Uncanny X-men # 322

Cecilia Reyes: I'd like to examine you with it later too..
Beast: Why doctor! How forward of you!
Cecilia: Ulp. Examine..it...with you...That's what I said...'it'...
Beast: Whatever the lady says. In the name of scientific research, all parts of me are at your beck and call doctor.
- Uncanny X-men # 322

Quotes

"Don't let it end like this.
Tell them I said something."
- Pancho Villa

"If you obey all the rules
you miss all the fun."
- Katharine Hepburn

You cannot shake hands
with a clenched fist.
- Indira Gandhi

Cyclops: "I believe you people have something that belongs to us?"
Gambit: "Short li'l fella."
Jubilee: "All adamantium and attitude. "He's one of a kind. We'd like him back."
Beast: "And don't forget our resident psionic Japanese-By-Way-of-Britain Ninja
Warrior...You can imagine how hard they are to replace!"
-- X-Men #7

Xavier: "Wolverine, call me 'Professor', 'Professor X', Professor Xavier', or, even if you must, 'Charles' but not 'Charley'. Is that understood?"
Wolverine: "Sure, Chuck."
- Uncanny X-Men #139

"Man is a clever animal who
behaves like an imbecile."
- Albert Schweitzer

Quotes - X-Men

Beast: Ahhh, does this bring back memories! Henry 'the beast' McCoy, star of my highschool gridiron! The legendary starting fullback! The fame! The glory! The adulation of the masses!
Bobby: * Ulp* Hankster, that was before you weighed in at 300 pounds!!!
- Unknown

Cecilia: Those two disgusting slugs of yours devoured half my medical books! Then went for desert in my underwear drawr!!
Maggot: * snicker*
Cecilia: There is nothing funny about this!
Beast: NO.. Not unless you process the visual doctor..then it's a riot!
- Unknown

Beast: Heads up creed! If you get all smooshed, you'll shoot my rescue all to h-e-double toothpicks!! Quite candidly, with all the bad press we genetically challenged have been getting as of late, we could really use the photo-op!!
Graydon Creed: Beast?!
Beast: Good guess! And here you thought we all looked the same!
Creed: Don't think this garners you any good will, X-man! If you mutants weren't using this city as a battleground in the firs..
Beast: Save it for the sound bites creed! Note to self: Next time I pass by and see this yahoo wanabee player in trouble..pass by!!
- Unknown

Beast: Eldon, Senator, Professor--grettings.
And a hearty 'seig heil!' to you, Mr Creed!
Creed: Poke fun if you like, Dr.McCoy--"
Beast: --A racist? It would take a more ignorant man than
me to argue such a point! Though I confess I didn't recognize
you sans your hood and robes. Might I suggest a logo? A burning
DNA symbol perhaps?
- Uncanny X-men # 339

Xavier: Henry--report!!
Beast: "Stars and garters" is the only thing that springs to mind, sir
Banshee: Saints preserve us
Beast: Okay, that, too.
- Uncanny X-men # 313

Quotes - Uncanny X-men # 322

Something comes crashing into the middle of the city as Bishop and Beast come out of a movie theatre.

Bishop: I take it we’re inveistigating?
Beast: Correcto mundo! Excuse us. Pardon Us. Coming through.

When they reach the site.

Uh oh, somebody’s in trouble! Whoever just came crashing to earth just did it against traffic!

When they see who it is.

Beast : Well I’ll be a moneky’s uncle. Litteraly.
Bishop: Beast what is it? According to the X-men’s files this is Cain Marko professor xavier’s half brother.. and unstopable force of nature called the juggernaught.
Beast: Clearly we’ll have to update his computer profile. And omit the word unstoppable.

When beast checks Juggie, Juggie wakes up and knocks him for a loop.

Beast : Okay so maybe dead is too strong a word
Psylocke: Hank are you allright?
Beast: Peaches and cream Ms. Braddock. Truth to tell it’s our frenetically fraught friend who’s garnering the bulk of my momentary concern. Never the most elequent of advarsaries he has always been at least able to, at the very least form complete sentences!
Juggie: McCoy... Beast!? What’re you doin here? Ya was crazy ta come here! He’ll kill ya... he’ll kill all o’ us!!!
Beast: Mr J... dude... you can’t rampage at your leisure. He’ll notwithstanding, you need to calm down!!! Emphasis on down!!!
- Uncanny X-men # 322