Quotaria

"The first time I sang in the church choir;
two hundred people changed their religion."
- Fred Allen

"Good judgment comes from experience, and
often experience comes from bad judgment."
- Rita Mae Brown

"To have a great idea,
have a lot of them."
Thomas A. Edison

"When I think of all the wars that have been fought over possession of
the very cradle of the world's three major religions, I can't help but
wonder if maybe God is slowly turning agnostic. You have to just marvel
at the stun-gun absurdity of fighting to the death over what happens to
you... after you die."
- Dennis Miller

A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of
little minds, adored by little statesmen
and philosophers and divines.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

You have to know how to accept
rejection and reject acceptance.
- Ray Bradbury

Quotes

"A recent police study found that you're much
more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run."
- Dennis Miller

"Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits
that under analysis some of them won't stand up either."
- Evan Esar

"Today's public figures can no longer write their
own speeches or books, and there is some evidence
that they can't read them either."
- Gore Vidal

"I hate life, I hate death and everything
in between just doesn't interest me."
- Chris Rapier

"Power corrupts. Absolute
power is kind of neat."
- John Lehman

"I went to a fight the other night,
and a hockey game broke out."
- Rodney Dangerfield

Quotes

Mignon McLaughlin
"No one really listens to anyone else, and if you try it for a while you'll see why."

Henry Kissinger
Blessed are the people whose leaders can look destiny in the eye without flinching but also without attempting to play God.

Bob Marley
"Don't gain the world and lose your soul, wisdom is better than silver or gold."

Tom Lehrer
"On my income tax 1040 it says 'Check this box if you are blind.' I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away."

Charlie Chaplin
"All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl."

Dennis Miller
"We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out of a funny, plastic head."