Quotes

"I read part of it
all the way through."
- Samuel Goldwyn

"Words are but wind; and learning is nothing
but words; ergo, learning is nothing but wind."
- Jonathan Swift

"Miracles are not contrary to nature, but
only contrary to what we know about nature."
- Saint Augustine

"The earth is the mother of all people, and
all people should have equal rights upon it."
- Chief Joseph

"I shot an arrow into
the air, and it stuck."
- Graffito

"The two most common elements in the
universe are Hydrogen and stupidity."
- Harlan Ellison

Quotaria - Oneliners

"All life is an experiment."
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

"When one teaches, two learn."
- Robert Half

"Patience is the companion of wisdom."
- Saint Augustine

"Never put a sock in a toaster."
- Eddie Izzard

"The big thieves hang the little ones."
- Czech Proverb

"First thoughts are not always the best."
- Vittorio Alfieri

Quotaria

"The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most
experts agree, is by accident. That's where we come in;
we're computer professionals. We cause accidents."
- Nathaniel Borenstein

"People want economy and they
will pay any price to get it."
- Lee Iacocca

"[Nature is] not only queerer than we suppose,
it is queerer than we can suppose.
- J.B.S. Haldane

"Never ask a man what computer he uses.
If it's a Mac, he'll tell you. If not,
there's no point in embarrasing him."
- Ian Orchard

"Saying Windows 95 is equal to Macintosh
is like finding a potato that looks like
Jesus and believing you've witnessed the
second coming."
- Guy Kawasaki

"Hope has two beautiful daughters:
their names are anger and courage.
Anger that things are the way they
are. Courage to make them the way
they ought to be."
- St. Augustine