Quotes - Oneliners

"Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese."
- Luis Bunuel

"I am extraordinarily patient, provided I get my own way in the end."
- Margaret Thatcher

I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.
- Bill Hoest

[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system.
- Dan Quayle

Humor is just another defense against the universe.
- Mel Brooks

Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyway.
~ John Wayne

Quotes - Oneliners

"If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt."
- Dean Martin

Talk low, talk slow, and don't talk too much.
- John Wayne

Crime does not pay...as well as politics.
- Alfred E. Newman

Art is either plagiarism or revolution.
- Paul Gauguin

"Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish."
- Euripides