Quotaria

"A compromise is the art of dividing
a cake in such a way that everyone
believes he has the biggest piece."
- Ludwig Erhard

"[Abstract art is] a product of the
untalented, sold by the unprincipled
to the utterly bewildered."
- Al Capp

"It was a book to kill time for
those who like it better dead."
- Dame Rose Macaulay

"Anything too stupid
to be said is sung."
- Voltaire

"History is the version of past events
that people have decided to agree upon."
- Napoleon Bonaparte

"Art is making something out
of nothing and selling it."
- Frank Zappa