Quotes

"In all recorded history there has not been
one economist who has had to worry about
where the next meal would come from."
- Peter Drucker

"I am no more humble than
my talents require."
- Oscar Levant

"There are more fools in the
world than there are people."
- Heinrich Heine

"The reason there is so little crime in
Germany is that it's against the law."
- Alex Levin

"'Who are you and how did you get in here?'
'I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.'"
- Leslie Nielsen

"Great artists suffer for the people."
- Marvin Gaye

Quotes

"Injustice anywhere is a threat
to justice everywhere."
- Martin Luther King Jr.

"You can't wait for inspiration. You
have to go after it with a club."
- Jack London

"I once said cynically of a politician, 'He'll
doublecross that bridge when he comes to it.'"
- Oscar Levant

"I hope that when I die, people say about me,
'Boy, that guy sure owed me a lot of money.'"
- Jack Handey

"The only thing I like about
rich people is their money."
- Nancy Astor

"It's not true that I had nothing
on. I had the radio on."
- Marilyn Monroe

Quotes

"Be obscure clearly."
- E. B. White

"A celebrity is one who is known to many
persons he is glad he doesn't know."
- H. L. Mencken

"She runs the gamut of
emotions from A to B."
- Dorothy Parker

"The only difference between the Democrats
and the Republicans is that the Democrats
allow the poor to be corrupt, too."
- Oscar Levant

"Somebody has to do something, and it's just
incredibly pathetic that it has to be us."
- Jerry Garcia

"Save a little money each month and at
the end of the year you'll be surprised
at how little you have."
- Ernest Haskins

Quotes

Strange as it seems, no amount of learning
can cure stupidity, and higher education
positively fortifies it.
- Stephen Vizinczey

There's a fine line between genius and
insanity. I have erased this line.
- Oscar Levant

It is far better to be silent than merely
to increase the quantity of bad books.
- Voltaire

To believe is to know you believe, and to
know you believe is not to believe.
- Jean-Paul Sartre

Drop the question what tomorrow
may bring, and count as profit
every day that fate allows you.
- Horace

Just because you made a mistake
doesn't mean you are a mistake.
- Georgette Mosbacher