Quotes

Seek not happiness too greedily,
and be not fearful of happiness.
~ Lao-Tzu

"An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile,
hoping it will eat him last."
- Winston Churchill

"Age is whatever you think it is. You
are as old as you think you are."
- Muhammad Ali

"My theory is that all of Scottish
cuisine is based on a dare."
- Mike Myers

"The nice part about being a pessimist is
that you are constantly being either proven
right or pleasantly surprised. "
- George F. Will

"A nickel ain't worth
a dime anymore."
- Yogi Berra

Quotes

"When I was a boy the
Dead Sea was only sick."
- George Burns

"There is not any memory with less
satisfaction than the memory of
some temptation we resisted."
- James Branch Cabell

The universe is a pretty big space. It's
bigger than anything anyone has ever
dreamed of before. So, if it's just us,
seems like an awful waste of space, right?
- Carl Sagan

Happiness is always a by-product. It
is probably a matter of temperament,
and for anything I know it may be
glandular. But it is not something
that can be demanded from life, and
if you are not happy you had better
stop worrying about it and see what
treasures you can pluck from your
own brand of unhappiness.
- Robertson Davies

"I know nothing about sex
because I was always married."
- Zsa Zsa Gabor

"Football is a mistake. It combines
the two worst elements of American
life. Violence and committee meetings."
- George F. Will

Quotaria

To me style is just the outside of content,
and content the inside of style, like the
outside and the inside of the human body.
Both go together, they can't be separated.
- Jean-Luc Godard

"It is better to know some of the
questions than all of the answers."
- James Thurber

"I wish the government would put a
tax on pianos for the incompetent."
Edith Sitwell

"You can lead a man to Congress,
but you can't make him think."
Milton Berle

"Voters don't decide issues, they
decide who will decide issues."
George Will

Never increase, beyond what is necessary, the
number of entities required to explain anything
- William of Ockham (1285-1349)

Quotaria

"Knowing trees, I understand the meaning of patience.
Knowing grass, I can appreciate persistence."
- Hal Borland

"Freedom means the opportunity to be
what we never thought we would be."
- Daniel J. Boorstin

I am a leader by default, only because
nature does not allow a vacuum.
~ Bishop Desmond Tutu

"When everyone is against you,
it means that you are absolutely
wrong-- or absolutely right."
- Albert Guinon

"The future has a way of
arriving unannounced."
- George Will

"Nothing you can't
spell will ever work."
- Will Rogers