Quotes

"Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die,
your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck."
- George Carlin

"Age is not important
unless you're a cheese."
- Helen Hayes

"Usually, terrible things that are done with the
excuse that progress requires them are not really
progress at all, but just terrible things."
- Russell Baker

"Don't look back. Something
might be gaining on you."
- Satchel Paige

"The universe seems neither benign
nor hostile, merely indifferent."
- Carl Sagan

"Nine-tenths of wisdom
is being wise in time."
- Theodore Roosevelt