Quote (#549)

"You know you're getting old when you stoop
to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else
you could do while you're down there."
- George Burns

"What I look forward to is continued
immaturity followed by death."
- Dave Barry

"Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's
the transition that's troublesome."
- Isaac Asimov

"Youth is the gift of nature,
but age is a work of art."
- Stanislaw Lec

"It is good to be without vices, but it
is not good to be without temptations."
- Walter Bagehot

"A life of pleasure makes even the
strongest mind frivolous at last."
- Edward Bulwer-Lytton

Quotes

Charles M. Schulz
"Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, "Where have I gone wrong?"/ Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night.""

Kevin Rose
"I don't care what it is, when it has an LCD screen, it makes it better."

Daniel Webster
"The world is governed more by appearances than realities, so that it is fully as necessary to seem to know something as to know it."

Mike Ditka
"If God had wanted man to play soccer, he wouldn't have given us arms."

Edward Bulwer-Lytton
"Talent does what it can; genius does what it must."

Malcolm Forbes
"Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one."