Quotaria

"Is sloppiness in speech caused
by ignorance or apathy? I don't
know and I don't care."
- William Safire

"A signature always reveals a man's
character - and sometimes even his name."
- Evan Esar

"I have noticed that the people who are
late are often so much jollier than the
people who have to wait for them."
- E. V. Lucas

Politicians are like diapers; they should be
changed frequently and for the same reason.
- Anonymous

The real leader has no need
to lead - he is content
to point the way.
- Henry Miller

Originality is the fine art of remembering what
you hear but forgetting where you heard it.
- Laurence J. Peter