Quotaria

Remember what is unbecoming to do
is also unbecoming to speak of.
- Socrates

Light travels faster than sound
so some people appear bright
until you hear them speak.
- Joe Messmore

I love Thanksgiving turkey...it's the only time
in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts.
- Arnold Schwarzenegger

Money won't buy happiness, but it will
pay the salaries of a large research
staff to study the problem.
- Bill Vaughan

"I was going to buy a book on hair loss,
but the pages kept falling out."
- Jay London

"There is nothing more
uncommon than common sense."
- Frank Lloyd Wright

Quotes

"Think wrongly, if you please, but
in all cases think for yourself."
- Doris Lessing

"Now, in reality, the world have paid too
great a compliment to critics, and have
imagined them to be men of much greater
profundity than they really are."
- Henry Fielding

"My father would take me
to the playground, and
put me on mood swings."
- Jay London

None but a coward dares to boast
that he has never known fear.
- Ferdinand Foch

Puritanism: The haunting fear that
someone, somewhere, may be happy.
- HL Mencken

Without the aid of prejudice and
custom I should not be able to
find my way across the room.
- William Hazlitt