Quotes

"All right everyone, line up alphabetically
according to your height."
- Casey Stengel

Public speaking is the art of diluting a two-
minute idea with a two-hour vocabulary.
- Evan Esar

The one thing more difficult than following
a regimen is not imposing it on others.
- Marcel Proust (1871 - 1922)

A little rebellion now
and then is a good thing.
- Thomas Jefferson

"Everything comes to him
who hustles while he waits."
- Thomas Edison

"Procrastination isn't the problem,
it's the solution. So procrastinate
now, don't put it off."
- Ellen DeGeneres

Quotes

"I'm kidding about having only a few dollars.
I might have a few dollars more."
- James Brown

"The voyage of discovery is not in seeking
new landscapes but in having new eyes."
- Marcel Proust

"It is a matter of shame that
in the morning the birds should
be awake earlier than you."
- Abu Bakr

"Part of being sane, is
being a little bit crazy."
- Janet Long

"A true conservationist is a man who knows
that the world is not given by his fathers,
but borrowed from his children."
- John James Audubon

"Wisdom begins in wonder."
- Socrates

Quotes - Oneliner

Enjoy when you can, and endure when you must.
- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

An ounce of loyalty is worth a pound of cleverness.
- Elbert Hubbard

It's always darkest before it goes pitch black.
- Connie Winkler

"Baseball is 90% mental, the other half is physical."
- Yogi Berra

The only paradise is paradise lost.
- Marcel Proust

Modern music is as dangerous as narcotics.
- Pietro Mascagni