Quotaria

"Excuse me while I kiss the sky."
- Jimi Hendrix

The second half of a man's life is
made up of nothing but the habits he
has acquired during the first half.
- Fyodor Dostoevsky

"We are not retreating - we are
advancing in another direction."
- Douglas MacArthur

"I want my children to have all the
things I couldn't afford. Then I
want to move in with them."
- Phyllis Diller

"If I had to choose, I would rather
have birds than airplanes."
- Charles Lindbergh

"Sunsets are so beautiful that they
almost seem as if we were looking
through the gates of Heaven."
- John Lubbock

Quotaria

"If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't
know what a millionaire looked like."
- Phyllis Diller

"When you are through
changing, you are through."
- Bruce Barton

"America is a mistake,
a giant mistake."
- Sigmund Freud

As a rule we disbelieve all the facts and
theories for which we have no use.
- William James

The surest sign that intelligent life
exists elsewhere in the universe is
that it has never tried to contact us.
- Bill Watterson

"My theology, briefly, is that the
universe was dictated but not signed."
- Christopher Morley

Quotes

"Lawyers, I suppose,
were children once."
- Charles Lamb

"Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country
are decent, hard-working, honest Americans. It's the
other lousy two percent that get all the publicity.
But then--we elected them."
- Lily Tomlin

"If you are a dog and your owner suggests that
you wear a sweater, suggest that he wear a tail."
- Fran Lebowitz

"Never go to bed mad.
Stay up and fight."
- Phyllis Diller

"The purpose of life
is a life of purpose."
- Robert Byrne

"Prediction is very difficult, especially
if it's about the future."
- Niels Bohr