Quote (#494)

Angels fly because they
take themselves lightly.
- Jean Cocteau

When I pass, speak freely of
my shortcomings and my flaws.
Learn from them, for I'll
have no ego to injure.
- Aaron McGruder

If you think you can, you can. And
if you think you can't, you're right.
- Mary Kay Ash

"I hate television. I hate it
as much as I hate peanuts. But
I can't stop eating peanuts."
- Orson Welles

"Seeing a murder on television... can help work
off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any
antagonisms, the commercials will give you some."
- Alfred Hitchcock

"Human beings are the only creatures on earth
that allow their children to come back home."
- Bill Cosby

Quotaria

"A verbal contract isn't worth
the paper it's written on."
- Samuel Goldwyn

"You forget that the fruits belong to all
and that the land belongs to no one."
- Jean Jacques Rousseau

"Small opportunities are often the
beginning of great enterprises."
- Demosthenes

"Half the lies they tell
about me aren't true."
- Yogi Berra

"Common sense is instinct,
and enough of it is genius."
- Josh Billings

"Late to bed and late to wake
will keep you long on money
and short on mistakes."
- Aaron McGruder

Quotes

"Nature uses as little
as possible of anything."
- Johannes Kepler

When you are eight years old,
nothing is any of your business.
- Lenny Bruce

You can only be young once.
But you can always be immature.
- Dave Barry

"I wonder what it means when your grandson
is more crotchety than you are."
- Aaron McGruder

"If time flies when you're having fun,
it hits the afterburners when you don't
think you're having enough."
- Jef Mallett

I'm worried that the universe will soon
need replacing. It's not holding a charge.
- Edward Chilton