Quotaria

It seems like once people grow up,
they have no idea what's cool.
- Bill Watterson

Cherish all your happy moments: they
make a fine cushion for old age.
- Christopher Morley

I think it's the duty of the comedian
to find out where the line is drawn
and cross it deliberately.
- George Carlin

Special-interest publications should realize that if
they are attracting enough advertising and readers
to make a profit, the interest is not so special.
- Fran Lebowitz

He who praises you for what you lack
wishes to take from you what you have.
- Don Juan Manuel

"The significance of man is that he
is insignificant and is aware of it."
- Carl Becker