Quotaria

The author of the Iliad is either Homer or, if
not Homer, somebody else of the same name.
- Aldous Huxley

"The secret of staying young is to live honestly,
eat slowly, and lie about your age."
- Lucille Ball

I think we dream so we don't have to be
apart so long. If we're in each other's
dreams, we can play together all night.
- Bill Watterson

If your knees aren't green by the end of the day,
you ought to seriously re-examine your life.
- Bill Watterson

"One of the penalties for refusing to
participate in politics is that you end
up being governed by your inferiors."
- Plato

People everywhere confuse what they
read in newspapers with news.
- AJ Liebling