Quotes

"I was so naive as a kid I used to
sneak behind the barn and do nothing."
- Johnny Carson

"If moderation is a fault,
then indifference is a crime."
- Jack Kerouac

"I used to jog but the ice cubes
kept falling out of my glass."
- David Lee Roth

"I have a rock garden. Last
week three of them died."
- Richard Diran

"I never did give them hell. I just told
the truth, and they thought it was hell."
- Harry S Truman

"Arithmetic is being able to count up
to twenty without taking off your shoes."
- Mickey Mouse

Quotes

"Boys will be boys, and so will
a lot of middle-aged men."
- Kin Hubbard

"the only ones for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to
live, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time,
the ones who never yawn or say commonplace things, but burn,
burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like
spides across the stars"
- Jack Kerouac

"we could never learn to be brave and patient
if there were only joy in the world."
~ Helen Keller

One has a greater sense of intellectual
degradation after an interview with a
doctor than from any human experience.
- Alice James

Hodie mihi cras tibi - Sic transit gloria mundi.
(My turn today--yours tomorrow.
Thus passes the glory of the world.)

Abiit, excessit, evasit, erupit
He has left, absconded, escaped and disappeared