Quotes

"I never drink water because of the
disgusting things that fish do in it."
- W. C. Fields

"It is not every question
that deserves an answer."
- Publilius Syrus

"It is not a bad idea to get in the habit of
writing down one's thoughts. It saves one
having to bother anyone else with them."
- Isabel Colegate

"I don't care what is written about
me so long as it isn't true."
- Dorothy Parker

"Don't stay in bed, unless
you can make money in bed."
- George Burns

"The mind is not a vessel to be
filled but a fire to be kindled."
- Plutarch