Quotaria

"Don't pray when it rains if you
don't pray when the sun shines."
- Satchel Paige

"We live in an age when pizza gets
to your home before the police."
- Jeff Marder

"Genius may have its limitations, but
stupidity is not thus handicapped."
- Elbert Hubbard

"We seem to believe it is possible to ward
off death by following rules of good grooming."
- Don Delillo

"It is possible to store the mind with a million
facts and still be entirely uneducated."
- Alec Bourne

"Pay no attention to what the critics say...
Remember, a statue has never been set up in
honor of a critic!"
- Jean Sibelius

Quotes

"Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die,
your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck."
- George Carlin

"Age is not important
unless you're a cheese."
- Helen Hayes

"Usually, terrible things that are done with the
excuse that progress requires them are not really
progress at all, but just terrible things."
- Russell Baker

"Don't look back. Something
might be gaining on you."
- Satchel Paige

"The universe seems neither benign
nor hostile, merely indifferent."
- Carl Sagan

"Nine-tenths of wisdom
is being wise in time."
- Theodore Roosevelt