Quotaria

"It is not only fine feathers
that make fine birds."
- Aesop

"Music can change the world
because it can change people."
- Bono

"Delusions of grandeur make me
feel a lot better about myself."
- Jane Wagner

"Illegitimacy is something we should
talk about in terms of not having it."
- Dan Quayle

"The opposite of a correct statement is a false
statement. But the opposite of a profound truth
may well be another profound truth."
- Niels Bohr

"Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults
by confessing our parents' shortcomings."
- Laurence J. Peter

Quotaria

I object to violence because when it appears
to do good, the good is only temporary; the
evil it does is permanent.
- Mahatma Gandhi

"The ability to delude yourself may
be an important survival tool."
- Jane Wagner

"Memory is more indelible than ink."
- Anita Loos

"When a person can no longer laugh at himself,
it is time for others to laugh at him."
- Thomas Szasz

"I don't deserve this award, but I have
arthritis and I don't deserve that either."
- Jack Benny

"In America, through pressure of conformity, there
is freedom of choice, but nothing to choose from."
- Peter Ustinov

Quotaria

"I have the worst memory ever so no matter who comes
up to me - they're just, like, 'I can't believe you
don't remember me!" I'm like, 'Oh Dad I'm sorry!'"
- Ellen DeGeneres

"I despise the pleasure of
pleasing people that I despise."
- Lady Mary Wortley Montagu

"Take care of the luxuries and the
necessities will take care of themselves."
- Dorothy Parker

"Computers are useless. They
can only give you answers."
- Pablo Picasso

"Reality is the leading cause of stress
amongst those in touch with it."
- Jane Wagner

"Read nature; nature is
a friend to truth."
- Edward Young