"I used to think that the brain was
the most wonderful organ in my body.
Then I realized who was telling me this."
- Emo Phillips
"When I took office, only high energy physicists
had ever heard of what is called the Worldwide
Web.... Now even my cat has its own page."
- Bill Clinton
"Spare no expense to save money on this one."
- Samuel Goldwyn
"The problems that exist in the world
today cannot be solved by the level
of thinking that created them."
- Albert Einstein
"There is a tragic flaw in our precious Constitution,
and I don't know what can be done to fix it.
This is it: Only nut cases want to be president."
- Kurt Vonnegut
Latine loqui coactus sum
- I have this compulsion to speak Latin
4 years ago