Quote (#506)

"Fatherhood is pretending the present
you love most is soap-on-a-rope."
- Bill Cosby

"Only the educated are free."
- Epictetus

"Laughter is America's
most important export."
- Walt Disney

"We are not retreating - we are
advancing in another direction."
- Douglas MacArthur

"I always wanted to be somebody, but now I
realize I should have been more specific."
- Lily Tomlin

"A guilty conscience needs to confess.
A work of art is a confession."
- Albert Camus

Quotaria

"Excuse me while I kiss the sky."
- Jimi Hendrix

The second half of a man's life is
made up of nothing but the habits he
has acquired during the first half.
- Fyodor Dostoevsky

"We are not retreating - we are
advancing in another direction."
- Douglas MacArthur

"I want my children to have all the
things I couldn't afford. Then I
want to move in with them."
- Phyllis Diller

"If I had to choose, I would rather
have birds than airplanes."
- Charles Lindbergh

"Sunsets are so beautiful that they
almost seem as if we were looking
through the gates of Heaven."
- John Lubbock

Quotaria

"Genius is more often found in a
cracked pot than in a whole one."
- E. B. White

"After all is said and done,
more is said than done."
- Aesop

"The object in life is not to be on the side of
the majority, but to be insane in such a useful
way that they can't commit you."
- Mark Edwards

"A healthy male adult bore consumes each
year one and a half times his own weight
in other people's patience."
- John Updike

"You are remembered for the rules you break."
- Douglas MacArthur

"We need a president who's fluent
in at least one language."
- Buck Henry