Quotes

Although prepared for martyrdom,
I preferred that it be postponed.
- Sir Winston Churchill

A citizen of America will cross the ocean
to fight for democracy, but won't cross
the street to vote in a national election.
- Bill Vaughan

"If God wanted us to fly, He
would have given us tickets."
- Mel Brooks

I was always taught to respect my elders
and I've now reached the age when I
don't have anybody to respect.
- George Burns

Democracy consists of choosing your dictators, after
they've told you what you think it is you want to hear.
- Alan Corenk

If you think you can do a thing or think
you can't do a thing, you're right.
- Henry Ford

Quotes - Oneliners

"Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese."
- Luis Bunuel

"I am extraordinarily patient, provided I get my own way in the end."
- Margaret Thatcher

I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.
- Bill Hoest

[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system.
- Dan Quayle

Humor is just another defense against the universe.
- Mel Brooks

Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyway.
~ John Wayne

Quotes

"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is
when you fall into an open sewer and die."
- Mel Brooks

"Always be nice to those younger than you, because
they are the ones who will be writing about you."
- Cyril Connolly

"If I have seen further it is by
standing on the shoulders of giants."
- Isaac Newton

"Many would be cowards if
they had courage enough."
- Thomas Fuller

"There is no such thing as an underestimate
of average intelligence."
- Henry Adams

"It is a good rule in life never to apologize.
The right sort of people do not want apologies,
and the wrong sort take a mean advantage of them."
- P.G. Wodehouse