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"Fatherhood is pretending the present
you love most is soap-on-a-rope."
- Bill Cosby

"Only the educated are free."
- Epictetus

"Laughter is America's
most important export."
- Walt Disney

"We are not retreating - we are
advancing in another direction."
- Douglas MacArthur

"I always wanted to be somebody, but now I
realize I should have been more specific."
- Lily Tomlin

"A guilty conscience needs to confess.
A work of art is a confession."
- Albert Camus

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"Silly things do cease to be silly if they are
done by sensible people in an impudent way."
- Jane Austen

"It's kind of fun to
do the impossible."
- Walt Disney

Anything is good if it's
made of chocolate.
- Jo Brand

"The problem with cats is that they get the
exact same look on their face whether they
see a moth or an axe-murderer."
- Paula Poundstone

"Sometimes the mind, for reasons we don't
necessarily understand, just decides to go
to the store for a quart of milk."
- Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider

"The best way to predict the
future is to invent it."
- Alan Kay

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Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only
difference is that lawyers merely rob you,
whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.
- Anton Chekhov

What ought to be done to the man who invented
the celebrating of anniversaries? Mere
killing would be too light.
- Mark Twain

"Most turkeys taste better the day after;
my mother's tasted better the day before."
- Rita Rudner

"Your true value depends entirely
on what you are compared with."
- Bob Wells

"I love Mickey Mouse more than
any woman I've ever known."
- Walt Disney

He said ‘It’s all in your head,’
and I said, ‘So’s everything’
- Fiona Apple

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"The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing."
- Walt Disney

If you put tomfoolery into a computer, nothing comes
out of it but tomfoolery. But this tomfoolery, having
passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow
enobled and no-one dares criticize it. - Pierre Gallois

"For a list of all the ways technology has failed
to improve the quality of life, please press three."
- Alice Kahn

It may be that the old astrologers had the truth
exactly reversed, when they believed that the
stars controlled the destinies of men. The time
may come when men control the destinies of stars.
- Arthur C. Clarke

In real life, unlike in Shakespeare, the
sweetness of the rose depends upon the
name it bears. Things are not only what
they are. They are, in very important
respects, what they seem to be.
- Hubert H. Humphrey

In my many years I have come to a
conclusion that one useless man is
a shame, two is a law firm, and three
or more is a congress.
- John Adams