Quotes

"All animals are equal but some
animals are more equal than others."
- George Orwell

Inspiration is wonderful when it happens,
but the writer must develop an approach
for the rest of the time... The wait is
simply too long.
- Leonard Bernstein

Now I know what a statesman is; he's a
dead politician. We need more statesmen.
- Bob Edwards

My wife and I were happy for
twenty years. Then we met.
- Rodney Dangerfield

The greatest mistake you can make is to
be continually fearing you will make one.
- Elbert Hubbard

My theory is that if you look confident you
can pull off anything - even if you have no
clue what you're doing.
- Jessica Alba

Quotaria

"My interest is in the future
because I am going to spend
the rest of my life there."
- Charles Kettering

"The sky is the part of creation
in which nature has done for the
sake of pleasing man."
- John Ruskin

"The most erroneous stories are those
we think we know best - and therefore
never scrutinize or question."
- Stephen Jay Gould

"Every nation ridicules other
nations, and all are right."
- Arthur Schopenhauer

"I haven't spoken to my wife in years.
I didn't want to interrupt her."
- Rodney Dangerfield

"Research is the process of going up
alleys to see if they are blind."
- Marston Bates

Quotaria

"Reality leaves a lot
to the imagination."
- John Lennon

"That government is best
which governs least."
- Thomas Paine

"I looked up my family tree
and found out I was the sap."
- Rodney Dangerfield

"We won't have a society if
we destroy the environment."
- Margaret Mead

"Character is what you have left when
you've lost everything you can lose."
- Evan Esar

"The key to being a good manager is
keeping the people who hate me away
from those who are still undecided."
- Casey Stengel

Quotaria

"It's a small world, but I
wouldn't want to paint it."
- Steven Wright

"Everything you've learned in school as "obvious"
becomes less and less obvious as you begin to study
the universe. For example, there are no solids in
the universe. There's not even a suggestion of a
solid. There are no absolute continuums. There are
no surfaces. There are no straight lines."
- R. Buckminster Fuller

"Conscience is what makes a boy tell
his mother before his sister does."
- Evan Esar

"When I was a kid my parents moved
a lot, but I always found them."
- Rodney Dangerfield

"If we love our country, we should
also love our countrymen."
- Ronald Reagan

"Whatever is worth doing at
all is worth doing well."
- Lord Chesterfield

Quotes

"A recent police study found that you're much
more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run."
- Dennis Miller

"Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits
that under analysis some of them won't stand up either."
- Evan Esar

"Today's public figures can no longer write their
own speeches or books, and there is some evidence
that they can't read them either."
- Gore Vidal

"I hate life, I hate death and everything
in between just doesn't interest me."
- Chris Rapier

"Power corrupts. Absolute
power is kind of neat."
- John Lehman

"I went to a fight the other night,
and a hockey game broke out."
- Rodney Dangerfield