Quote (#578)

"I used to think that the brain was
the most wonderful organ in my body.
Then I realized who was telling me this."
- Emo Phillips

"When I took office, only high energy physicists
had ever heard of what is called the Worldwide
Web.... Now even my cat has its own page."
- Bill Clinton

"Spare no expense to save money on this one."
- Samuel Goldwyn

"The problems that exist in the world
today cannot be solved by the level
of thinking that created them."
- Albert Einstein

"There is a tragic flaw in our precious Constitution,
and I don't know what can be done to fix it.
This is it: Only nut cases want to be president."
- Kurt Vonnegut

Latine loqui coactus sum
- I have this compulsion to speak Latin

Quote (#529)

"It depends upon what the meaning of the word ‘is’ is."
- William Jefferson "Bill" Clinton (1946-), August 17, 1998

"I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters
bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but all
they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon."
- Bill Hirst

"Expecting the world to treat you fairly because
you are good is like expecting the bull not to
charge because you are a vegetarian."
- Dennis Wholey (1937-)

"Why don’t you write books people can read?"
- Nora Joyce,
to her husband James (1882-1941)

They write about these kind of cases in the Private
Eye Handbook, Lady! Something about a ten foot pole...
- Andrew Dice Clay,
in "The Adventures of Ford Fairlane"

"Show me a sane man and
I will cure him for you."
- C. G. Jung
(1875-1961)