Showing posts with label Jerry Seinfeld. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jerry Seinfeld. Show all posts

Wednesday, September 09, 2009

Quotaria - Favorites

"Challenge is a dragon with a gift in its mouth...
Tame the dragon and the gift is yours."
- Noela Evans

"A joke's a very serious thing."
- Charles Churchill

"A bookstore is one of the only
pieces of evidence we have that
people are still thinking."
- Jerry Seinfeld

"Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you
want to test a man's character, give him power."
- Abraham Lincoln

Aio, quantitas magna frumentorum est
Yes, that is a very large amount of corn

It does not do to leave a live dragon out
of your calculations, if you live near him.
- J. R. R. Tolkien in The Hobbit

Monday, March 02, 2009

Quotes

"An ostentatious man will rather relate a blunder
or an absurdity he has committed, than be debarred
from talking of his own dear person."
- Joseph Addison

Beauty may be skin deep, but
ugly goes clear to the bone.
- Redd Foxx

There is no doubt that the first requirement
for a composer is to be dead.
- Arthur Honegger

Those who dream by day are cognizant
of many things which escape those who
dream only by night.
- Edgar Allan Poe

A good listener is a good
talker with a sore throat.
- Katharine Whitehorn

Where lipstick is concerned, the important
thing is not color, but to accept God's final
word on where your lips end.
- Jerry Seinfeld