Quote (#567)

"Give me a museum and I’ll fill it."
- Pablo Picasso (1881-1973)

"There are many men of principle in both parties
in America, but there is no party of principle."
- Alexis de Tocqueville

"If you're choking in a restaurant you can just say the magic words,
'Heimlich maneuver,' and all will be well. Trouble is, it's difficult
to say 'Heimlich maneuver' when you're choking to death."
- Eddie Izzard

"The first half of our lives is ruined by our
parents, and the second half by our children."
- Clarence Darrow

"I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that
my bath toys were a toaster and a radio."
- Joan Rivers

"If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell
him is ‘God is crying’. And if he asks why God is crying, another
cute thing to tell him is ‘Probably because of something you did’."
- Jack Handey, Deep Thoughts

Quotes

It is much more comfortable to be mad and know
it, than to be sane and have one's doubts.
- G.B. Burgin

I do not consider it an insult, but rather a
compliment to be called anagnostic. I do not
pretend to know where many ignorant men are
sure--that is all that agnosticism means.
- Clarence Darrow

If you haven't got anything nice to say
about anybody, come sit next to me.
- Alice Roosevelt Longworth

I am become death, shatterer of worlds.
- Robert J. Oppenheimer

"My father hated radio and could not
wait for television to be invented so
he could hate that too."
- Peter De Vries

The President has kept all of the
promises he intended to keep.
- George Stephanopolous