Quotes (#486)

Hatred paralyzes life; love releases it.
Hatred confuses life; love harmonizes it.
Hatred darkens life; love illumines it.
- Martin Luther King Jr.

Of all the liars in the world, sometimes
the worst are your own fears.
- Rudyard Kipling

"Plans are only good intentions unless they
immediately degenerate into hard work."
- Peter Drucker

"I know a lot about cars. I can look
at a car's headlights and tell you
exactly which way it's coming."
- Mitch Hedberg

Our lives begin to end the day we become
silent about things that matter.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

"What I wanted to do was to paint
sunlight on the side of a house."
- Edward Hopper

Quotaria

"I never said most of
the things I said."
- Yogi Berra

"The stars don't look bigger,
but they do look brighter."
- Sally Ride

"Advice is like castor oil, easy enough
to give but dreadful uneasy to take."
- Josh Billings

"No man remains quite what he
was when he recognizes himself."
- Thomas Mann

"Failure is success
if we learn from it."
- Malcolm Forbes

"You know, you can't please all the people
all the time... and last night, all those
people were at my show."
- Mitch Hedberg

Quotes

"With a stop light, green means 'go' and yellow means 'slow
down'. With a banana, however, it is quite the opposite.
Yellow means 'go', green means 'whoa, slow down', and red
means 'where the heck did you get that banana?'"
- Mitch Hedberg

"Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach
a man to fish, and he'll buy a funny hat. Talk to a hungry
man about fish, and you're a consultant."
- Scott Adams

"In real life, I assure you, there
is no such thing as algebra."
- Fran Lebowitz

"I never put on a pair of shoes until
I've worn them at least five years."
- Samuel Goldwyn

"Conceit is God's gift to little men."
- Bruce Barton

"It matters not whether you win or lose;
what matters is whether I win or lose."
- Darrin Weinberg

Quotaria

The depressing thing about tennis
is that no matter how good I get,
I'll never be as good as a wall.
- Mitch Hedberg

You can no more win a war than
you can win an earthquake.
- Jeannette Rankin

"Without the oceans there
would be no life on Earth."
- Peter Benchley

"Legislatures represent people,
not acres or trees."
- Earl Warren

I wanted to change the world. But I
have found that the only thing one
can be sure of changing is oneself.
- Aldous Huxley

Only Irish coffee provides in a single
glass all four essential food groups:
alcohol, caffiene, sugar and fat.
- Alex Levine