Quotes

"It took me fifteen years to discover that I
had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give
it up because by that time I was too famous."
- Robert Benchley

"I'm a jerk to everyone. Best way
to protect yourself from lawsuits."
- David Hoselton

"My parents only had one argument in forty-five
years. It lasted forty-three years."
- Cathy Ladman

"Nobody realizes that some people expend
tremendous energy merely to be normal."
- Albert Camus

"Whenever you hear the consensus of scientists
agrees on something or other, reach for your
wallet, because you're being had."
- Michael Crichton

"In three words I can sum up everything
I've learned about life: it goes on."
- Robert Frost