Quotes

"Nature uses as little
as possible of anything."
- Johannes Kepler

When you are eight years old,
nothing is any of your business.
- Lenny Bruce

You can only be young once.
But you can always be immature.
- Dave Barry

"I wonder what it means when your grandson
is more crotchety than you are."
- Aaron McGruder

"If time flies when you're having fun,
it hits the afterburners when you don't
think you're having enough."
- Jef Mallett

I'm worried that the universe will soon
need replacing. It's not holding a charge.
- Edward Chilton