Quote (#567)

"Give me a museum and I’ll fill it."
- Pablo Picasso (1881-1973)

"There are many men of principle in both parties
in America, but there is no party of principle."
- Alexis de Tocqueville

"If you're choking in a restaurant you can just say the magic words,
'Heimlich maneuver,' and all will be well. Trouble is, it's difficult
to say 'Heimlich maneuver' when you're choking to death."
- Eddie Izzard

"The first half of our lives is ruined by our
parents, and the second half by our children."
- Clarence Darrow

"I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that
my bath toys were a toaster and a radio."
- Joan Rivers

"If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell
him is ‘God is crying’. And if he asks why God is crying, another
cute thing to tell him is ‘Probably because of something you did’."
- Jack Handey, Deep Thoughts

Quotaria - Favorites

"Never get a mime talking. He won't stop."
- Marcel Marceau

"Everything you can imagine is real."
- Pablo Picasso

To err is human, but to really
foul things up requires a computer.
- Paul Ehrlich

Prepare for trouble, and make it double
To protect the world from devastation,
To unite all people within our nation,
To denounce the evil of truth and love,
To extend our reach to the stars above
- Team Rocket (Pokémon)

Amor est vitae essentia
Love is the essence of life.
- Robert B. Mackay

I should warn you that underneath
these clothes I'm wearing boxer
shorts and I know how to use them.
- Robert Orben

Quotaria - Favorites

"I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals.
I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants."
- A. Whitney Brown

"If at first you don't succeed, find
out if the loser gets anything."
- Bill Lyon

"There is no abstract art. You must always
start with something. Afterward you can
remove all traces of reality."
- Pablo Picasso

"Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for
a subject which will not bear raillery is suspicious, and a
jest which will not bear serious examination is false wit."
- Aristotle

"In a mad world only the mad are sane."
- Akira Kurosawa

"An expert is a person who has made
all the mistakes that can be made
in a very narrow field."
- Niels Bohr

Quotaria

"I have the worst memory ever so no matter who comes
up to me - they're just, like, 'I can't believe you
don't remember me!" I'm like, 'Oh Dad I'm sorry!'"
- Ellen DeGeneres

"I despise the pleasure of
pleasing people that I despise."
- Lady Mary Wortley Montagu

"Take care of the luxuries and the
necessities will take care of themselves."
- Dorothy Parker

"Computers are useless. They
can only give you answers."
- Pablo Picasso

"Reality is the leading cause of stress
amongst those in touch with it."
- Jane Wagner

"Read nature; nature is
a friend to truth."
- Edward Young

Quotes

"The seas are the heart's blood of the earth."
- Henry Beston

"It takes a long time to become young."
- Pablo Picasso

"Nature is often hidden, sometimes
overcome, seldom extinguished."
- Francis Bacon

"The man who is swimming against the
stream knows the strength of it."
- Woodrow Wilson

"The flower in the vase smiles,
but no longer laughs."
- Malcolm De Chazal

"Nancy Reagan fell down
and broke her hair."
- Johnny Carson

Quotes - Oneliners

The price of greatness is responsibility.
- Sir Winston Churchill

The truth is more important than the facts.
- Frank Lloyd Wright

"Peace begins with a smile."
- Mother Teresa

"Youth has no age."
- Pablo Picasso

"Free men are the strongest men."
- Wendell Willkie

"Anxiety is the dizziness of freedom."
- Soren Kierkegaard

Quotaria

"I think age is a very high
price to pay for maturity."
- Tom Stoppard

"Action is the foundational
key to all success."
- Pablo Picasso

"If I had to live my life again, I'd
make the same mistakes, only sooner."
- Tallulah Bankhead

"The sun, the earth, love, friends, our
very breath are parts of the banquet."
- Rebecca H. Davis

"There is a muscular energy in
sunlight corresponding to the
spiritual energy of wind."
- Annie Dillard

"The old cathedrals are good, but the great blue
dome that hangs over everything is better."
- Thomas Carlyle