Quotaria

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday,
lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
- Redd Foxx

He who does not punish evil,
commands it to be done.
- Leonardo da Vinci

CNN is one of the participants in the war. I have a
fantasy where Ted Turner is elected president but
refuses because he doesn't want to give up power.
- Arthur C. Clarke

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you
get to go into the private world of real creeps
without having to smell them.
- Penn Jillette

"The finest steel has to go through the hottest fire."
- John N. Mitchell

"Why is this thus? What is the reason for this thusness?"
- Artemus Ward