Quote (#529)

"It depends upon what the meaning of the word ‘is’ is."
- William Jefferson "Bill" Clinton (1946-), August 17, 1998

"I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters
bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but all
they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon."
- Bill Hirst

"Expecting the world to treat you fairly because
you are good is like expecting the bull not to
charge because you are a vegetarian."
- Dennis Wholey (1937-)

"Why don’t you write books people can read?"
- Nora Joyce,
to her husband James (1882-1941)

They write about these kind of cases in the Private
Eye Handbook, Lady! Something about a ten foot pole...
- Andrew Dice Clay,
in "The Adventures of Ford Fairlane"

"Show me a sane man and
I will cure him for you."
- C. G. Jung
(1875-1961)

Quotes - Favorites

"Where love rules, there is no will to power
and where power predominates, there love is
lacking. The one is the shadow of the other."
- Carl Jung

"Even stones have a love, a
love that seeks the ground".
- Meister Eckhart

Brave men are all vertebrates; they
have their softness on the surface
and their toughness in the middle.
- Lewis Carrol

"Liberty without learning is always in peril;
learning without liberty is always in vain."
- John F. Kennedy

Only those who dare to fail greatly
can ever achieve greatly.
~ Robert F. Kennedy

Nothing is particularly hard if
you divide it into small jobs.
- Henry Ford

Quotes - Favorites

"I base most of my fashion
taste on what doesn't itch."
Gilda Radner

Creativity is the sudden
cessation of stupidity.
- Dr. E. Land

"Everything that irritates us about others can
lead us to an understanding of ourselves."
- Carl Jung

"The internet is a great
way to get on the net."
- Bob Dole

"It is of interest to note that while some dolphins
are reported to have learned English -- up to fifty
words used in correct context -- no human being has
been reported to have learned dolphinese."
- Carl Sagan

It is bad luck to be superstitious.
- Andrew W. Mathis