Quotes

"There's no secret about success.
Did you ever know a successful man
who didn't tell you about it?"
- Kin Hubbard

"It is hard enough to remember my opinions,
without also remembering my reasons for them!"
- Friedrich Nietzsche

"Always get married early in the morning.
That way, if it doesn't work out, you
haven't wasted a whole day."
- Mickey Rooney

"Adopted kids are such a pain - you have
to teach them how to look like you."
- Gilda Radner

"Health food makes me sick."
- Calvin Trillin

"The absence of alternatives
clears the mind marvelously."
- Henry Kissinger