Quotaria

"A lifetime is more than sufficiently long for
people to get what there is of it wrong."
- Piet Hein

"Success is getting what you want.
Happiness is wanting what you get."
- Dale Carnegie

"I finally figured out the only
reason to be alive is to enjoy it."
- Rita Mae Brown

"No one can earn a million dollars honestly."
- William Jennings Bryan

"Getting caught is the
mother of invention."
- Robert Byrne

"Older people shouldn't eat health food, they
need all the preservatives they can get."
- Robert Orben

Quotaria

"Destiny is not a matter of chance;
it is a matter of choice. It is not
something to be waited for; but,
rather something to be achieved."
- William Jennings Bryan

"If God wanted us to bend over
he'd put diamonds on the floor."
- Joan Rivers

"Never does nature say one
thing and wisdom another."
- Juvenal

"Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth
it to gnaw through the leather straps."
- Emo Phillips

"Don't worry about the world coming to an end
today. It's already tomorrow in Australia."
- Charles M. Schulz

"Where humor is concerned there are
no standards - no one can say what
is good or bad, although you can
be sure that everyone will."
- John Kenneth Galbraith