Quote (#507)

"No matter what side of the argument you
are on, you always find people on your
side that you wish were on the other."
- Jascha Heifetz

"When two men in business always
agree, one of them is unnecessary."
- William Wrigley Jr

"Those who flee temptation generally
leave a forwarding address."
- Lane Olinghouse

"The more I study religions the more I am convinced
that man never worshipped anything but himself."
- Sir Richard Francis Burton

"What I lack in youth I
make up for in immaturity."
- Marty Feinberg

"Every day above ground is a good day."
-Sara Pezzini, Witchblade

Favorite Quotes

Eight years involved with the nuclear industry have
taught me that when nothing can possible go wrong
and every avenue has been covered, then is the time
to buy a house on the next continent.
- Terry Pratchett

The fox knows many things, but
the hedgehog knows one big thing.
- Archilochus

"Now this is not the end. It
is not even the beginning of
the end. But it is, perhaps,
the end of the beginning."
- Sir Winston Churchill

"Science is a way of talking about the universe in
words that bind it to a common reality. Magic is a
method of talking to the universe in words that it
cannot ignore. The two are rarely compatible."
- The Phantom Stranger, BOOKS OF MAGIC #1

Insanity is often the logic of
an accurate mind over-tasked.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

Khan: Do you know the Klingon proverb that tells us, "Revenge
is a dish that is best served cold"? It is very cold...in space.
- Star Trek - The Wrath of Khan

Favorite Quotes

Once I sat upon a promontory,
And heard a mermaid, on a dolphin's back,
Uttering such dulcet and harmonious breath,
That the rude sea grew civil at her song;
And certain stars shot madly from their spheres,
To hear the sea-maid’s music.
- Oberon, Scene I, Act II, A Midsummer Night's Dream

"Are You Pondering What I'm Pondering?"
"I think so, Brain, but if we covered the world in
salad dressing wouldn't the aspargus feel left out?"
- Pinky and the Brain

Brain: Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: Whoof, oh, I'd have to say the odds of that are terribly slim, Brain.
Brain: True.
Pinky: I mean, really, when have I ever been pondering what you've been pondering? Brain: To my knowledge, never.
Pinky: Exactly. So, what are the chances that this time, I'm pondering what you're pondering?
Brain: Next to nil.
Pinky: Well, that's exactly what I'm thinking, too.
Brain: Therefore, you are pondering what I'm pondering.
Pinky: Poit, I guess I am!
- Pinky and the Brain

"Are You Pondering What I'm Pondering?"
"I think so, Brain, but isn't a cucumber that small called a gherkin?"
- Pinky and the Brain

Tattoo: Da plane. Da plane.
- Fantasy Island

"Candor dat viribus alas"
Sincerity gives wings to strength

Quotes

"Pinky sometimes your ability to breath and walk at the same time amazes even me."
"ooh thats not hard, i just take tiny little breathes in between steps, Point"
- Pinky and the Brain

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics
is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs.
- Christopher Hampton

It's possible to disagree with someone about the ethics
of non-violence without wanting to kick his face in.
- Christopher Hampton, Treats (1976), Scene IV

I can remember when the air
was clean and sex was dirty.
- George Burns

You have to accept whatever comes and the only
important thing is that you meet it with courage
and with the best that you have to give.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

You must do the things
you think you cannot do.
- Eleanor Roosevelt