Showing posts with label Jackie Mason. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jackie Mason. Show all posts

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Quotaria

He is one of those people who would
be enormously improved by death.
- Saki

There is no contest between the company that buys the grudging
compliance of its work force and the company that enjoys the
enterprising participation of its employees.
~ Ricardo Semler

"I have enough money to last me the rest
of my life, unless I buy something."
- Jackie Mason

"Most women set out to try to change a man, and
when they have changed him they do not like him."
- Marlene Dietrich

"Income tax returns are the most imaginative
fiction being written today."
- Herman Wouk

"Adapt or perish, now as ever, is
nature's inexorable imperative."
- H. G. Wells

Saturday, October 04, 2008

Quotes

All of the books in the world contain no more information than is broadcast as video in a single large American city in a single year. Not all bits have equal value.
- Carl Sagan, US astronomer & popularizer of astronomy (1934 - 1996)

You may have a fresh start any moment you choose,
for this thing that we call 'failure' is not the
falling down, but the staying down.
~ Mary Pickford

Forget injuries, never
forget kindnesses.
- Confucius

No human investigation can be called real science
if it cannot be demonstrated mathematically.
- Leonardo da Vinci

"Eighty percent of married men cheat
in America. The rest cheat in Europe."
- Jackie Mason

"People that are really very weird can
get into sensitive positions and have
a tremendous impact on history."
- Dan Quayle