Quotes

"Silence is more eloquent than words."
- Thomas Carlyle

"The wisdom of the wise and the experience
of the ages are perpetuated by quotations."
- Benjamin Disraeli

"One is very crazy when in love."
- Sigmund Freud

"I wonder what fool it was
that first invented kissing."
- Jonathan Swift

"A man's kiss is
his signature."
- Mae West

"Love looks through a telescope;
envy, through a microscope."
- Josh Billings

Quotes

"The Internet is a telephone
system that's gotten uppity."
- Clifford Stoll

"The less you talk, the
more you're listened to."
- Abigail Van Buren

"What we become depends on what we read
after all of the professors have finished
with us. The greatest university of all
is a collection of books."
- Thomas Carlyle

"There are three constants in life...
change, choice and principles."
- Stephen Covey

All power corrupts, but
we need electricity."
- Diana Wynne Jones

The more the fruits of knowledge become
accessible to men, the more widespread
is the decline of religious belief.
- Sigmund Freud

Quotaria

"If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't
know what a millionaire looked like."
- Phyllis Diller

"When you are through
changing, you are through."
- Bruce Barton

"America is a mistake,
a giant mistake."
- Sigmund Freud

As a rule we disbelieve all the facts and
theories for which we have no use.
- William James

The surest sign that intelligent life
exists elsewhere in the universe is
that it has never tried to contact us.
- Bill Watterson

"My theology, briefly, is that the
universe was dictated but not signed."
- Christopher Morley

Quotaria

Ability may get you to the top, but
it takes character to keep you there.
- John Wooden

"Assuming either the Left Wing or the
Right Wing gained control of the country,
it would probably fly around in circles."
- Pat Paulsen

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately
not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.
- Robin Williams,
commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair

Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.
- Francis Marie Arouet de Voltaire on his deathbed in response to a priest asking that he renounce Satan

To be completely honest with oneself is the
very best effort a human being can make.
- Sigmund Freud

For to be possessed of good mental
powers is not sufficient; the principal
matter is to apply them well.
- Rene Descartes