Quotaria

"It is not only fine feathers
that make fine birds."
- Aesop

"Music can change the world
because it can change people."
- Bono

"Delusions of grandeur make me
feel a lot better about myself."
- Jane Wagner

"Illegitimacy is something we should
talk about in terms of not having it."
- Dan Quayle

"The opposite of a correct statement is a false
statement. But the opposite of a profound truth
may well be another profound truth."
- Niels Bohr

"Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults
by confessing our parents' shortcomings."
- Laurence J. Peter

Quotaria - Favorites

"I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals.
I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants."
- A. Whitney Brown

"If at first you don't succeed, find
out if the loser gets anything."
- Bill Lyon

"There is no abstract art. You must always
start with something. Afterward you can
remove all traces of reality."
- Pablo Picasso

"Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for
a subject which will not bear raillery is suspicious, and a
jest which will not bear serious examination is false wit."
- Aristotle

"In a mad world only the mad are sane."
- Akira Kurosawa

"An expert is a person who has made
all the mistakes that can be made
in a very narrow field."
- Niels Bohr

Quotes - Favorites

"Millions saw the apple fall, but
Newton was the one who asked why."
- Bernard Baruch

"The only interesting answers are
those which destroy the questions."
- Susan Sontag

"Countless as the sands of
the sea are human passions."
- Nikolai Gogol

"We all agree that your theory is
crazy, but is it crazy enough?"
- Niels Bohr

"You cannot step into
the same river twice."
- Heraclitus

"It is not enough to have a good mind;
the main thing is to use it well."
- Rene Descartes

Quotaria

Are you going to come quietly,
or do I have to use earplugs?
- Spike Milligan

To know all is not to forgive all.
It is to despise everything.
- Quentin Crisp

Where is human nature so
weak as in the bookstore?
- Henry Ward Beecher

"Every sentence I utter must be understood
not as an affirmation, but as a question."
- Niels Bohr

The trouble with weather forecasting is that
it's right too often for us to ignore it and
wrong too often for us to rely on it.
- Patrick Young

Never tell a story because it is true:
tell it because it is a good story.
- John Pentland Mahaffy

Quotes

"Lawyers, I suppose,
were children once."
- Charles Lamb

"Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country
are decent, hard-working, honest Americans. It's the
other lousy two percent that get all the publicity.
But then--we elected them."
- Lily Tomlin

"If you are a dog and your owner suggests that
you wear a sweater, suggest that he wear a tail."
- Fran Lebowitz

"Never go to bed mad.
Stay up and fight."
- Phyllis Diller

"The purpose of life
is a life of purpose."
- Robert Byrne

"Prediction is very difficult, especially
if it's about the future."
- Niels Bohr