Quotaria

"A lifetime is more than sufficiently long for
people to get what there is of it wrong."
- Piet Hein

"Success is getting what you want.
Happiness is wanting what you get."
- Dale Carnegie

"I finally figured out the only
reason to be alive is to enjoy it."
- Rita Mae Brown

"No one can earn a million dollars honestly."
- William Jennings Bryan

"Getting caught is the
mother of invention."
- Robert Byrne

"Older people shouldn't eat health food, they
need all the preservatives they can get."
- Robert Orben

Quotaria

"The first time I sang in the church choir;
two hundred people changed their religion."
- Fred Allen

"Good judgment comes from experience, and
often experience comes from bad judgment."
- Rita Mae Brown

"To have a great idea,
have a lot of them."
Thomas A. Edison

"When I think of all the wars that have been fought over possession of
the very cradle of the world's three major religions, I can't help but
wonder if maybe God is slowly turning agnostic. You have to just marvel
at the stun-gun absurdity of fighting to the death over what happens to
you... after you die."
- Dennis Miller

A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of
little minds, adored by little statesmen
and philosophers and divines.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

You have to know how to accept
rejection and reject acceptance.
- Ray Bradbury

Quotaria - Oneliners

Only the mediocre are always at their best.
- Jean Giraudoux

Men who never get carried away should be.
- Malcolm Forbes

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.
- Rita Mae Brown

Mothers are the necessity of invention.
- Bill Watterson

In the end, everything is a gag.
- Charlie Chaplin

"You've got to take the bitter with the sour."
- Samuel Goldwyn