Quotes

To wear your heart on your sleeve isn't a
very good plan; you should wear it inside,
where it functions best.
- Margaret Thatcher

Our greatest glory is not in never falling,
but in getting up every time we do.
- Confucius

"America forms the longest and straightest
bone in the earth's skeleton."
- Ellsworth Huntington

"All the President is, is a glorified public
relations man who spends his time flattering,
kissing and kicking people to get them to do
what they are supposed to do anyway."
- Harry S Truman

"The only really good place to buy lumber is at
a store where the lumber has already been cut and
attached together in the form of furniture, finished,
and put inside boxes."
- Dave Barry

"You must not think me necessarily foolish
because I am facetious, nor will I consider
you necessarily wise because you are grave."
- Sydney Smith

Quotes

It may be the cock that crows, but
it is the hen that lays the eggs.
- Margaret Thatcher

"I don't think anyone should write their
autobiography until after they're dead."
- Samuel Goldwyn

Abortion is advocated only by persons
who have themselves been born.
- Ronald Reagan

A sense of humor is part of the art
of leadership, of getting along with
people, of getting things done.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

"Nature is wont to hide herself."
- Heraclitus

"When I give, I give myself."
- Walt Whitman

Quotes - Oneliners

"Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese."
- Luis Bunuel

"I am extraordinarily patient, provided I get my own way in the end."
- Margaret Thatcher

I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.
- Bill Hoest

[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system.
- Dan Quayle

Humor is just another defense against the universe.
- Mel Brooks

Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyway.
~ John Wayne

Quotes

"Being powerful is like being a lady. If
you have to tell people you are, you aren't."
- Margaret Thatcher

"Reading is to the mind what
exercise is to the body."
- Sir Richard Steele

"Communism is like one
big phone company."
- Lenny Bruce

"Nothing is more beautiful than the loveliness
of the woods before sunrise."
- George Washington Carver

"All I ask is the chance to prove
that money can't make me happy."
- Spike Milligan

"Wonder rather than doubt is
the root of all knowledge."
- Abraham Joshua Heschel

Quotes - Oneliner

The best way out is always through.
- Robert Frost

"Only fools are positive."
- Moe Howard

I fight on, I fight to win.
- Margaret Thatcher

God help those who do not help themselves.
- Wilson Mizner

I never vote for anyone; I always vote against.
- WC Fields

Life is a long lesson in humility.
- James M. Barrie

Quotes

"There is nobody so irritating as somebody with
less intelligence and more sense than we have."
- Don Herold

"Most ball games are lost, not won."
- Casey Stengel

Ah well! I am their leader, I really ought to follow them!
~ Alexandre Auguste Ledru-Rollin

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous;
you get knocked down by the traffic from both sides.
- Margaret Thatcher

You don't tell deliberate lies, but
sometimes you have to be evasive.
- Margaret Thatcher

Do not go where the path may lead;
go instead where there is no path
and leave a trail.
~ Ralph Waldo Emerson