Quotes

"All right everyone, line up alphabetically
according to your height."
- Casey Stengel

Public speaking is the art of diluting a two-
minute idea with a two-hour vocabulary.
- Evan Esar

The one thing more difficult than following
a regimen is not imposing it on others.
- Marcel Proust (1871 - 1922)

A little rebellion now
and then is a good thing.
- Thomas Jefferson

"Everything comes to him
who hustles while he waits."
- Thomas Edison

"Procrastination isn't the problem,
it's the solution. So procrastinate
now, don't put it off."
- Ellen DeGeneres

Quotaria

"Reality leaves a lot
to the imagination."
- John Lennon

"That government is best
which governs least."
- Thomas Paine

"I looked up my family tree
and found out I was the sap."
- Rodney Dangerfield

"We won't have a society if
we destroy the environment."
- Margaret Mead

"Character is what you have left when
you've lost everything you can lose."
- Evan Esar

"The key to being a good manager is
keeping the people who hate me away
from those who are still undecided."
- Casey Stengel

Quotes

"There is nobody so irritating as somebody with
less intelligence and more sense than we have."
- Don Herold

"Most ball games are lost, not won."
- Casey Stengel

Ah well! I am their leader, I really ought to follow them!
~ Alexandre Auguste Ledru-Rollin

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous;
you get knocked down by the traffic from both sides.
- Margaret Thatcher

You don't tell deliberate lies, but
sometimes you have to be evasive.
- Margaret Thatcher

Do not go where the path may lead;
go instead where there is no path
and leave a trail.
~ Ralph Waldo Emerson