Quote (#556)

"If one sticks too rigidly to
one's principles, one would
hardly see anybody."
- Agatha Christie

"The good life, as I conceive it, is a happy life. I do
not mean that if you are good you will be happy - I mean
that if you are happy you will be good."
- Bertrand Russell

"The smaller the mind the
greater the conceit."
- Aesop

"A person is never happy except at
the price of some ignorance."
- Anatole France

"I grew up with six brothers. That's
how I learned to dance - waiting
for the bathroom."
- Bob Hope

"If God had wanted us to vote, he
would have given us candidates."
- Jay Leno

Quotes (#481)

"A poet who reads his verse in public
may have other nasty habits."
- Robert Heinlein

The most valuable of all talents is that
of never using two words when one will do.
- Thomas Jefferson

Greater love hath no man than this, that
a man lay down his life for his friends.
- Jesus Christ

There can be no friendship
without confidence, and no
confidence without integrity.
- Samuel Johnson

"Don't forget Mother's Day. Or
as they call it in Beverly Hills,
Dad's Third Wife Day."
- Jay Leno

"Vote for the man who promises least;
he'll be the least disappointing."
- Bernard Baruch

Quotes

The one serious conviction that a man should have
is that nothing is to be taken too seriously.
- Nicholas Butler

"I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said,
'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter
said, 'Would you like some fries with that?'"
- Jay Leno

"Ever heard Victoria's REAL secret?
Too much support hurts."
- R. Stevens

"There are only two ways
of telling the complete
truth--anonymously and
posthumously."
- Thomas Sowell

Airplane travel is nature's way of making
you look like your passport photo.
- Al Gore, U.S. Vice President

Christmas is the season for kindling the
fire of hospitality in the hall, the genial
flame of charity in the heart
- Washington Irving

Quotaria

"Since a politician never believes what he says,
he is quite surprised to be taken at his word."
- Charles de Gaulle

"The reason there are two senators for each state
is so that one can be the designated driver."
- Jay Leno

"Nobody can be successful
unless he loves his work."
- David Sarnoff

"The way to succeed is to
double your error rate."
- Thomas J. Watson

Spock: Sir, there is a multi-legged
creature crawling on your shoulder.
- Star Trek TOS, "Taste of Armageddon"

Scott: That's a big planet.
McCoy: Not to big for the Enterprise.
- Star Trek TOS, "Taste of Armageddon"

Quotes

"Here's something to think about:
How come you never see a headline
like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?"
- Jay Leno

"Works of art, in my opinion, are the only objects
in the material universe to possess internal order,
and that is why, though I don't believe that only
art matters, I do believe in Art for Art's sake."
- E.M. Forster

"It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his
hand on my shoulder and said, 'Remember, my son,
if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one
at the end of your arm.'"
- Sam Levenson

"Our national flower is
the concrete cloverleaf."
- Lewis Mumford

"In democracy it's your vote that counts;
In feudalism it's your count that votes."
- Mogens Jallberg

"Hell, there are no rules here-- we're
trying to accomplish something."
- Thomas A. Edison