Quotes

"A recent police study found that you're much
more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run."
- Dennis Miller

"Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits
that under analysis some of them won't stand up either."
- Evan Esar

"Today's public figures can no longer write their
own speeches or books, and there is some evidence
that they can't read them either."
- Gore Vidal

"I hate life, I hate death and everything
in between just doesn't interest me."
- Chris Rapier

"Power corrupts. Absolute
power is kind of neat."
- John Lehman

"I went to a fight the other night,
and a hockey game broke out."
- Rodney Dangerfield