Robert Benchley - Quote (#571)

For a nation which has an almost evil reputation
for bustle, bustle, bustle, and rush, rush, rush,
we spend an enormous amount of time standing around
in line in front of windows, just waiting.
- Robert Benchley

I do most of my work sitting
down; that's where I shine.
- Robert Benchley

I know I'm drinking myself to a slow
death, but then I'm in no hurry.
- Robert Benchley

If Mr. Einstein doesn't like the natural laws of the
universe, let him go back to where he came from.
- Robert Benchley

In America there are two classes of
travel - first class, and with children.
- Robert Benchley

Most of the arguments to which I am a party
fall somewhat short of being impressive,
owing to the fact that neither I nor my
opponent knows what we are talking about.
- Robert Benchley