Quote (#572)

"Change is inevitable. Change is constant."
- Benjamin Disraeli

The free-lance writer is a man who is
paid per piece or per word or perhaps.
- Robert Benchley

"I can't bring myself to say, 'Well,
I guess I'll be toddling along.' It
isn't that I can't toddle. It's just
that I can't guess I'll toddle."
- Robert Benchley

Tell us your phobias and we will
tell you what you are afraid of.
- Robert Benchley

The biggest obstacle to professional writing is
the necessity for changing a typewriter ribbon.
- Robert Benchley

Why don't you get out of that wet
coat and into a dry martini?
- Robert Benchley