Quotes

"Spring is when you feel
like whistling even with
a shoe full of slush."
- Doug Larson

"The difference between a democracy and a dictatorship is
that in a democracy you vote first and take orders later;
in a dictatorship you don't have to waste your time voting."
- Charles Bukowski

"Advice is what we ask for when we already
know the answer but wish we didn't."
- Erica Jong

"It is impossible to imagine
Goethe or Beethoven being
good at billiards or golf."
- H. L. Mencken

Weekends don't count unless you spend them
doing something completely pointless.
- Bill Watterson

Life is a foreign language;
all men mispronounce it.
- Christopher Morley