Robert Benchley - Quote (#570)

An ardent supporter of the hometown
team should go to a game prepared to
take offense, no matter what happens.
- Robert Benchley

As for me, except for an occasional heart
attack, I feel as young as I ever did.
- Robert Benchley

Behind every argument is someone's ignorance.
- Robert Benchley

Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children,
as they are already stretched and pulled to
such a length that the child cannot do much
harm one way or the other.
- Robert Benchley

Drinking makes such fools of people,
and people are such fools to begin
with that it's compounding a felony.
- Robert Benchley

Even nowadays a man can't step up and kill a
woman without feeling just a bit unchivalrous.
- Robert Benchley