Quotaria

"There's no present. There's only the
immediate future and the recent past."
- George Carlin

"My idea of an agreeable person
is a person who agrees with me."
- Benjamin Disraeli

"No man is exempt from saying silly things;
the mischief is to say them deliberately."
- Michel de Montaigne

"Last week, I went to Philadelphia,
but it was closed."
- W. C. Fields

"Education is what survives when what
has been learned has been forgotten."
- B. F. Skinner

"Success is a journey,
not a destination."
- Ben Sweetland